This is no longer accurate, sorry!
For the most part, this is good. But some aren't quite right anymore.
UPDATED!!! NEW SHIPS, NEW FEELINGS ON SHIPS, AND SOME THAT HAVE CHANGED/BEEN DROPPED!
OMGOMGOMG, I DID THE CHART!
Yes, I've got more background ships this time!
Also, before I get started, if there's a pairing I love that you hate (or vice-versa) please don't say stuff like "OH MY FUCKIN' FUCK! YOU HATE BLAH AND BLAH! HOW COULD YOU, YOU FUCKIN' FUCKER?!" I can and will block you.
If there is something you disagree with and would like to make it known, please state it as such: "I agree with much of this, only I like blah and blah. But I repsect you."
Now, in order going down, starting on the filly side,
Discord x Queen Chrysalis
Okay. I love this pairing. I just, I love it. I don't know why, but I do. I see their relationship being like "I love you because I hate you so much". It's complicated...
Doctor Whooves x Derpy Hooves
Aww~! I love them~! They just WORK. They just LOOK good. Don't deny it. I mean, a colt like the Doctor with a ditz like Derpy? It just. Feels. Right.
Rainbow Dash x Fluttershy
Aight, THIS is where I'm gonna get the hate comments. This pairing has spurred haters from opposite sides of the spectrum to battle for a VERY long time now. People get so angry with this pairing because they see them as just friends. Best friends. And that's fine, but I personally see them as a little more than that. And that's when people get angry. Also, haters think that people like me like this pairing because Rainbow Dash has a rainbow mane, and is therefore a LESBIAN. Now, that is not at all why. Like I said, I JUST SEE THEM AS MORE THAN JUST FRIENDS. DON'T HATE.
Snails x Twist
I just love these two! It's so dang cute, 'cause they're both super-awkward, and...CANADIAN LISP BABIES!!!!
Scootaloo x Applebloom
Yeah, I like this better than Sootaloo x Sweetie Belle now. SORRY 'BOUT IT!
Berry Punch x Colgate
Yep. I have nothing to say.
Lyra x BonBon
I JUST LIKE IT, OKAY?!
Shining Armor x Princess Cadence
Guys. They are MARRIED.
Big Macintosh x Cheerilee
Come on guys. Why would something different be shipped? They are TOTALLY canon. And before you all are "They only loved each other because of the CMC's love potion!", well, afterwards they were still quite friendly. Also, on an official poster, they are STARING LONGINGLY INTO EACH OTHER'S EYES. Need I say more?
Diamond Tiara x Silver Spoon
Obviously Silver Spoon only hangs around her because she likes her.
Pipsqueek x Dinky Hooves
It-it's just so adorable... It-it's so cute... I can't life.
Vynal Scratch x Octavia
Man, these two are so cute! These musicians are so different that they just WORK. Opposites attract, right? I adore the fanart!
Fancy Pants x Fleur de Lis
No words. They aren't needed.
Gilda x Trixie Lulamoon
Okay, this one took me a while to warm up to. PPG-RRB-Fan
introduced it to me a while back, and I was all like, "WUT." But now...I see it. I saw some fanart and I was all, "D'awww~!" So yeah, I like this. The two have similar feelings toward the Mane Six and a similar attitude of "I'm better than you, dweeb." Plus, I think that the two of them probably have had hard lives. I can just see it.
Braeburn x Little Strongheart
OMG, IT'S JOHN SMITH AND POCAHONTAS!!! ~You think you own whatever land you land on...~ But seriously, it's great! I don't know how else to explain it!
Cranky Doodle Donkey x Matilda
Again, no words needed.
Carrot Cake x Cup Cake
Again. They are MARRIED. With BABIES. GEEZ.
I KNOW THERE'S NOT A LINE, BUT THERE'S A NEWER CHARACTER THAT'S NOT LISTED!!!!
King Sombra x Nightmare Moon
I...Yes. More details on my feelings for this below. *See the PINK section*
Doctor Stable x Nurse Redheart
Doctor and nurse? In a romantic relationship? It works for crappy soap operas, why not ponies?
Hoity Toity x Photo Finish
Why not? They're both... -Dramatic hair flip- FABULOUS~
Pinkmena x Snapped Twilight
All will be explained.
Pinkie Pie x Twilight Sparkle
What'd I tell ya? This pairing fills me with glee. Seriously, it's adorable!
Spike x Rarity
Of course! Spike has a HY-UGE crush on her. And judging by her reaction to him telling her that...it seems like the feeling's mutual. -REQUIRES MORE ON THIER RELATIONSHIP IN NEXT SEASON-
Soarin x Spitfire
Another one that JUST WORKS. Idk, they just cute.
Okay, again, not a line, but bear with me. This is a special circumstance ship.
King Sombra x Luna
Alright, again, bear with me. Not /now/ exactly. But earlier, before he gets cursed and whatnot. There's this headcanon that Sombra's the one who corrupted Luna to make her become Nightmare Moon. So, I kinda like it, but in a weird way...
Applejack x Rarity
THIS. I...GAAH! Art so cute! Pairing makes sense! BUT I LIKE RARITY WITH SPIKE BETTER! Oh the humanity! Oh the ponyity!
Discord x Nightmare Moon
I...don't like this pairing. But I'm not furious with it. If I paired him with anypony other than Chrysalis, it'd be her. But, y'know. No.
Doctor Whooves x Twilight Sparkle
I don't like it, but I understand it. Because they're both so intellectual. It just doesn't make me wanna throw something through the computer.
Oooooh FUN TIMES.
Discord x any of the Mane Six (except Pinkie, we'll get to her in a bit)
Oh gosh. Why? WHY?! Why would people do this?! It's so wrong! I mean, 1) They are ENEMIES. 2) Discord is SOOOOOO much older than them! By thousands of years! That's just plain YUCKY!
Discord x Princess Celestia
Remember the enemy rant? They've hated each other longer. They're like oil and water, they just don't mix!
Big Macintosh x Fluttershy
Sorry FlutterMac fans. It just makes me go into convulsions. The bad kind.
Gilda x Fluttershy
Why does this pairing exist? Can someone please explain this to me?
AND NOW. TIME FOR RANTING.
~Dark Red Line of D00M!~
THIS PAIRING. I HATE MORE THAN ALL THE REST. Because it is EVERYWHERE! I'M SICK OF LOOKING AT IT! Now, if Discord absolutely had to be paired with one of the Mane Six, Pinkie makes the most sense. I guess. She enjoys like chocolate rain and cotton candy clouds and Discord's favorite element is hers: laughter. But that's ALL THE FANS GOT. I mean, Pinkie Pie sure seemed just as excited to take Discord down. In fact, she was probably MORE so than the rest! And Discord didn't seem to back down on Pinkie any when he was goin' around discordin' folks. Yeah, the fans have nothing. At all. So I don't get why it's so popular! DisoPie here, DiscoPie there. DISCOPIE, DISCOPIE EVERYWHERE. And, frankly, IT'S OBNOXIOUS. I just can't see these two working together at all. Discord is (in my opinion) incapable of a normal, romantic relationship anyways. Plus, this violates one of my MLP FiM OTPs. So, NO. If anything, Discord and Pinkie Pie are just awkward buddies that go out for chocolate milk on occasion. THAT'S IT. Anything else is just too BLUH.
Sorry for the rant, I just truely hate this pairing.
Yep! That's all for now! I may update even more later! By--
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